Day 322 – 331: A Road Trip Across Argentina

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Day 322 – 331: A Road Trip Across Argentina
Cafayate, Argentina

Cafayate, Argentina


Random Country Fact Time: Argentinian isn’t a word but Argentine is. The countries official name isn’t Argentina it is Argentine Republic.

On the road again with a new truck, three newbies and a new leader and co leader. Having a better understanding of Dragoman has reset our expectations and in doing so we are enjoying it more. The lady who was co leader last trip has stepped into the role of leader. I’m really impressed with the extra information she has given us, such as a cook book for feeding 25 and a book about South America. If local guides aren’t an option, that makes for a pretty good second. Sixteen people between the ages of 18-30 set off for our first night of this 21 day leg up to La Paz, Bolivia.
After one night in the university town of Cordoba we moved onto the Estancia, translating to Farm Stay, we spent three nights there camping. The Anglo Argentine Estancia is located east of the Andes in the centre of Argentina. The 6,000 acre farm has been in this particular Argentine family for four generations and is a working cattle ranch, farming the prized Argentine Aberdeen Angus cattle.
The terrain and stonework looked similar to that of an English countryside. The main purpose of the stay here was horse riding, as it is for all guests staying at the farm. The farm offers luxury accommodation options for those coming to the horse estate privately. At first, I was a little worried it would be a repeat of the Pantanal horse ride. Thankfully, it was very different. At the Pantanel we were just shoved on these horses and told to walk only, no further instructions given. The 140 horses at the Estancia are bred purely for the horse enthusiasts visiting. Gouchos (Argentine cowboys) and the international horse guides took extremely good care of them, to the point that there were strict weight limitations enforced to ensure the horses were cared for. The outcome of this was we all progressed rapidly in our horse riding skills. At the Pantanel we were allowed to walk only, not even a trot. The guides at the Estancia had a completely different approach. They matched our personality and weights with a horse and then worked on improving our riding skills. After day one I took my trot to a canter and by day two, my canter to a gallop. The best way to describe this terminology is: walk to a sprint, sprint to a fly. Fast cantering or galloping was an unreal feeling, flying at the speed of light. Day one we spent 5 hours riding and day two about 3 hours. The reason our skills improved so quickly was down to the quality of these horses and our need for speed. Riding a quality horse with a professional trainer, giving clear, individual guidance was what made those two days so enjoyable and a highlight of South America. Following a superb lunch on the first day, we pulled up our horses next to the pigs and cows and had multiple attempts at lassoing. That was a hoot and a half – until we were in an arena with the calfs. The 6 calfs went round and round like a heard of angry wilder-beast.
The Estancia owner, Kevin, is part owner in a vineyard so he had a few other little surprises up his sleeve. Firstly, on night one, wine tasting by candle light. Kevin wasn’t shy on the wine either. A few too many whites, a few reds and a dessert wine left us partying in the games room till the early hours. On the second night we had the muti talented gauchos orchestrating traditional music with their Argentine and South American instruments. One instrument in particular was “Greenpeace’s worst nightmare”, according to the gauchos; a drum made from a tree base, decorated in snake skin with cow skin at each end. The last night, the night of all nights, we were treated to an asado or an Argentine BBQ. The complementary wine started around the campfire, through dinner and into the evening in the games room. 16 cheap-ass backpackers couldn’t even finish, what seemed like, an unlimited supply of 5 litre bottles of wine. As for the feast, cooked by the local gauchos, there was 5 types of meat, straight from the farm. Under candle light we attempted, pathetically, to get through the: ribs, rump, upper flank, lower flank, beef and pork mixed sausages followed but Argentines best invention dulce de leiche (Caramelised condensed milk) on top of home made fruit salad.
Speaking of wine, us dedicated wine connoisseurs took the two day drive to the wine region of Cafayate. That particular drive was one of Argentina’s most beautiful. Roads wound directly up, sharp S bends for 50km through the clouds, literally. The next drive was through, what looked like the Grand Canyon. It was just on sunrise and we had been driving for a few hours by the time we awoke to the brilliant red landscape. We woke up that morning at 5am to drive to some old ruins someplace in somewhereville. The road was blocked for “Political Reasons” so Plan B was activated. Drive to Cafayate for a 10am **** up. To put this into perspective, we had been driving for 5 hours by the time we arrived at the campsite in Cafayate. We had been camping for a week prior. When we arrived we were given 30minutes to put up the tents and be back on the truck for the vineyards. I can’t express how sh*t we all looked when we arrived and how fast 9 ladies, showered, shaved the legs, did the hair and make up and put on our one pretty outfit. 10 minutes and we looked like real ladies! Fifteen minutes later we were at our first vineyard. How are we ever going to appreciate the beauty of a vinyeyard again. New Zealand, Australia and America doesn’t have anything on Argentina.
Argentine vineyards. Cafayate is located in the southern part of Valles Calchaquíes, with an altitude of more than 1,800 meters. This high elevation enables Cafayate to produce high quality wines and the fact the region only gets 250mm of rain per year. From a landscape perspective, it’s located in a valley between rolling hills. The vineyards and architecture reminded me of Spain or Tuscany. That first vineyard was famous for sparkling wine. It was that good, no orange juice was needed. Moët could learn a thing or two! We enjoyed bottle after bottle in the cobble stone courtyard. Lunch time had finally arrived by the time we were at vineyard number two. As stunning as the brand new vineyard was, it was owned by an American not a local so money was not kept locally. The extremely informative vineyard tour took us into the vines and to the production area. We may have peaked too early with the champagne, I’ll speak for my self when I say concentration levels were dragging during the tour and food and more wine was on the brain. The Cafayate wine region produces Torrontés, Cabernet Sauvignon, Malbec, Tannat and Merlot. We continued the evening in the campsite, with a ridiculously excessive dinner. At a roadside deli we all contributed $5 and bought a few kilos of speciality cheeses, buckets of olives and spreads and other bits and pieces to accompany the ‘flowerpot’ 3 litre wine. Of course when trying to be flash and have wine and cheese in a campsite, it ended with wine pong and karaoke until the early hours of the morning. The stray dogs had a party of their own in following hours. I became less of a dog person after the few days there. Not one of us had heard dogs fighting, screeching and yelping with pain metres from our tents like that before. Thankfully after the very long night, we had a sleep in with no planned itinerary. All the boys went off to watch a football game in a local pub. One of the guys, Cornish Alex, passionately supports Manchester United so it’s always a good laugh going along to watch him in action. Us girls had the perfect afternoon in another vineyard, the best vineyard so far. The winery surrounded a square shaped courtyard. Picnic tables sat on the grass underneath the willow trees. Each glass of wine worked out to be .50c. The scenery, the price, the hospitality and romantic Spanish language made Cafayate a wine region that stole our hearts. Another 6am departure to get to the rafting by 10:30am. Our empty wallets left us waiting on the sidelines and just enjoying the Argentine BBQ.
It was only a few hours drive to Salta, the 8th largest town in Argentina. After 6 days of ****** sleep on the ground in tents, we enjoyed the privacy and comfort of our own hotel room. Three whole nights of good sleep, sleep ins and an ensuite. Two girls celebrated their birthday in Salta so it was only fair we celebrated with them. Firstly we started with an extremely, ridiculously, huge, monstrous steak dinner. Alex, Jaco and Steve each ate enough steak for a family of 6. Steak the size of a dinner plate, 2 inches thick. Dave and I had one between us – and still struggled. It was the best steak in Argentina. Argentines work on a siesta lifestyle, so dinner is normally at around 10pm. We finished dinner by then and had hours to kill before the nightclubs opened. We headed home for card drinking games in the hotel kitchen before being extradited to the boy’s room. It was a cheap evening as we had bottles of $3 wine to drink up before heading over the Chile -Argentine border. It was 1:30am by the time we arrived at the ‘first’ club, yet they opened at 2am. Back in the taxi and off to find another booty shaking venue. With ridiculous opening hours like that it wasn’t surprising that we arrived back home again at 4:30am – and only spent $7! Yes, I stayed awake past midnight on a school night.
The 13 hour drive out of Argentina and into Chile was another stunning drive. Deep canyons, snow capped mountain ranges, mustard coloured bushes and white salt flats added to Argentinas diversity. Similar to Namibia one photo shot captured a variety of landscapes. Later on in the trip we will be visiting the ‘impressive’ Bolivian salt flats but these Argentine salt flats gave us the opportunity to practice the mandatory “perspective shots”. A few hours either side of the Argentine / Chile border we kept climbing higher and higher. It’s amazing the difference from the first stop, at 4170 to the second at 4800 metres above sea level. It started with a weird feeling, slightly light headed. The higher we went up the harder it was. Particularly when we all went for a pee behind the mounds of dirt or the back of the truck. Normally we would run back to the truck, but running for a few metres felt like a heart attack followed by a splitting headache and then very tired. Neither Dave or I were actually sick so that was a relief.

We’ve learnt so much about the country, from locals in small villages like Cafayate, to the Estancia and large cities like Bunous Aires. After 12 days in Argentina, we have fallen in love with the place. It is one of the few places that got under our skin. The landscape is completely diverse, the people are beautiful on the inside. They produce beautiful babies too but once they grow up – just so so. They are the world leaders when it comes to steak and wine. At a few dollars a bottle, I felt like we really tried and tested the local drop. Argentina has a law against importation of products. The average income is $12,000 per year so it’s a great feeling knowing that, generally, our money stays locally. After 12 days of decreasing the countries cattle population and liquidising the grapes off the vines we are ready to move on to Chile, and it actually IS CHILLY!





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Days 302 – 321: Brazil Leg – Rio to Buenos Aires

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Days 302 – 321: Brazil Leg – Rio to Buenos Aires
Paraty, Brazil

Paraty, Brazil


The new adventure has begun. Starting a new tour is kind of like the first day of school. We were excited and a little apprehensive as we met our teachers (in our case tour leaders) and class mates (fellow travellers) while sitting in a classroom (a restaurant). The first night is always a meet and greet and a general tour overview followed by dinner to get to know the group.
Although we booked this trip through Intrepid Travel, the actual overland company taking this tour is Dragoman. More on that later… The truck is larger than the African Intrepid truck and the set up is as impressive. Maybe a bit more so because there are roof seats. This type of travel is called an Overland Tour, meaning it’s an across continent adventure. Due to the size of the continent and vast distances that need to be covered, we will always have two truck drivers. Hannah and Sam, for this leg only, are also responsible for the organisational duties as well as driving.

This tour from Rio to Lima is over 60 days, and is broken up into smaller trips that all join together like a patchwork. Some of the passengers will continue with us to Lima, some will join other tours and some will continue past Lima. I met a girl in the lobby on the first morning who started in Alaska and finished in Rio. A 7month patchwork of adventure tours. (Dad- I can see you greening with envy). For us, we leave the truck in Lima while it continues on to Ecuador. I’ve started preparing myself for that pain of leaving the adventure, to go home.
In this particular leg of the trip, we will drive 45 hours over 18 days, covering 5 towns in Brazil. The following legs will cover countries such as Argentina, Peru, Chile and Bolivia. The 21 travellers on this leg will be with us on a 18 day road trip through to Buenos Aires. A third of the group are British, a third Kiwis and Aussies (as always we are well represented across the travelling scene) and a tiny handful of other random nationalities. Probably the biggest observation is how well travelled these people are. Much of the group has done the likes of Africa extensively. The travel stories on this truck could form a book. I’m in my element!

The first morning of the tour, the Dragomen truck pulled up in front of the Rio Hotel and halted traffic for 10 minutes while we packed all the luggage into the truck. Rio Traffic mixed with horns brought back fond memories of India. Our first stop was to Paraty, 7 hours south of Rio. Although it sounds like Party, it’s actually pronounced Para-chi but made it a perfect place for my birthday. This colonial town is located on the waterfront between mountains and rain forests. We were there for three nights and two days. The truck pulled up next to a hostel on a perfectly situated beach front. Our leaders gave Dave and I and another couple our own rooms with en suite rather than shared dorms. I’d say that won’t be a regular occurrence but it was a great gesture. The first day the group headed out on a sail boat big enough for 40. The islands we were sailing around felt very much like Halong Bay in Vietnam. Misty clouds wrapped around the deep green forests. As it’s rainy season the heavens let loose on our walk to the boat. By the time we set sail (motoring) the clouds cleared but left a misty feeling as we headed for a day of tinkering around the hundreds of Brazilian Islands on the Brazilian coast, stopping at a few for a swim in the warm and extremely salty sea water. Mixed into the relaxation was an unlimited supply of caipirinhas. A caipirinha is similar to a caprioska but with cachaça. The cachaça or the alcohol, results from fermentation of sugarcane juice that is afterwards distilled. It may sound like a silly idea, 5 hours of unlimited, ‘help your self’ cocktails, served from a bucket, but it wasn’t. Caipirinhas are straight rum and sugar. So strong that the bucket it was served in was mostly full when we left – well, the second bucket anyway! Needless to say after a big day, it was an early night. A stroll around town at night, past the horses and carts on the cobbled streets, led to a street show where Brazilian ladies sang and danced for International Woman’s Day. The time difference meant that day was actually my Kiwi birthday. In Brazil, the 9th March was the following day. The weather then was totally different, the sun was shining and made for the ideal day at the beach, sipping chilled coconuts. Dave was on cooking duty with half the group. This meant a three hour shopping trip to find Brazilian ingredients to feed 23 people. Later that evening, as the sun was setting, the lovely bunch of Kiwis we had befriended (Dane, Ashka, Lesley and Dee) surprised me with a few bottles of wine. To my amusement, our tour leaders made a birthday card from the group and cakes with candles were brought out. The Kiwis also cooked me my favourite meal and we drunk $2.5 caprahinas and listened to live jazz on the hostel’s deck. I’d say Dave had a fair bit to do with ensuring my birthday abroad was perfect and I’m forever grateful. As I also am to the Kiwis who made such an effort for someone they only met the day before.

“Number #1 reason why you get travel vaccinations: believe it or not we got a bit of flak for getting travel vaccinations, due to the potential side effects…(Parents, doesn’t this sound like child vaccinations?) If I remember correctly we each had over 20 injections for about 8 diseases- a huge expense. The likes of yellow fever is mandatory for entering back into Australia but others are only optional.
Yesterday, Dave and a bunch of other guys walked out to an island (the water was so shallow). This German guy reached the island first, sat on a pristine beach and 9 dogs surrounded him. Two pounced on him and bit him a few times. He made it back into the water and got taken to hospital – for rabies shots that he hadn’t had. Just makes you think. Dave, (who does have the expensive rabies vaccination) could easily have been the first one to the island. Thankfully for the German, we were in a spot with a hospital near by. He needed 5 shots over a few weeks. Due to the remoteness, not all the hospitals he went to over those few weeks actually had the shots available. In my opinion, that is why the vaccination debate is a no brainier.

A personal journal is a great place to vent. An online blog is probably not but since I’m only doing the blog and neeeeeed to express my frustrations, here’s my vent. Plus, there’s no point glorifying reality. We booked this trip under the misconception it was an Intrepid Travel trip, only to arrive to find out on day one, it’s actually a Dragoman trip. They say it’s the same but the only similarity is the truck travels overland. Intrepid prides itself on local interaction and real life experiences. A week in and there isn’t any sign of local interaction. The Intrepid Africa overland trip also cooked at campsites but offered activities to interact with locals. Dragoman use foreign leaders, most Brits, so we also don’t get a ‘home grown’ experience and stories shared. The leaders have said time and time again, their job is purely to facilitate and drive. Any information they share is just as ‘an extra’. The frustration of this is we have all come a long way to find out about the country we are visiting and its people. There is none of that.The drivers, as lovely as these ladies are, are not guides and they have made that very clear to us. Sadly it is all too late. Had we have known that we wouldn’t learn anything about the country we were visiting we wouldn’t have booked this trip.
The other frustration is the fact there isn’t a cook. For those who know my views on cooking, I’m actually NOT being funny here. We are actually enjoying cooking a meal every now and again but it puts a hell of a lot of pressure on us as passengers to shop for 23 people in foreign speaking supermarkets, to then cook out of the back of a truck for the group – with no assistance from the leaders. I’m all for group participation but full responsibility for meals is a little unfair. At 5:30am, my cook group started cooking bre
akfast in the dark. 12 hours on the road so lunch was in a car park petrol station. Dinner was a little more tiring. We arrived at about 7:30pm and a simple bangers and mash with gravy and veggies to feed 23 wasn’t finished until 9:30pm. It took so bloody long due to the quantity and the limited gas rings. Once eating and cleaning (flapping dishes in cold water) was complete, it was 11pm. This was my first of many cooking days over the next few months. I would say with each and every one, we will improve. A cook or a tiny bit of guidance would be handy to ensure we are getting fed right, hygiene standards are kept up, there is a variety in the food and there is reasonable food quality. As for the Dragoman tents, they aren’t as fast to assemble as Intrepid tents and the mats for those who need one, are flipping yoga mats. If we had been sold a Dragoman trip we wouldn’t have booked but on day one they said it is the same as Intrepid. Standardisation is something they need to work on before they sell it as the same company. Our facilitators have said they get these ‘issues’ every single time them meet someone who has booked an Intrepid trip, in this case, it is a quarter of our group. There – that’s my one vent of the trip! Now back to it and the positives!

Over the last 7 days I haven’t really written anything about where we have been. This is because it has been about 5 days of 8-12 hour drives. Driving, petrol station toilet stops and campsites on the side of the road. It makes for a boring blog and boring days. That is the reality of driving across a large continent. Finally we arrived at the Pantanal with 2 days of back to back activities planned. The Pantenal is an area of wetlands about the size of the United Kingdom. As it is the biggest wetland in the world, I was expecting it to look like the Okavango Delta in Botswana – wet swampy areas that only a canoe could get through. To avoid disappointment – Travel Lesson 101: DO NOT COMPARE PLACES AND EXPERIENCES OR HAVE EXPECTATIONS. We were in the Southern Pantanal which is like a large green farm with rice fields, rivers and the odd forest.
After a hearty lunch included in the accommodation package (all food is included for 2 days – no cooking – yippee) we went on a safari drive though the Pantanal wetlands. Later that evening we took a night safari. It was mighty difficult not to compare the African safaris with those here. Most people fell asleep but were awoken to the sight of the endangered Giant Anteater. A strange looking fellow with a long snout for digging in termite mounds and Labrador-like tall for hiding during the day. 5-6 thousand jaguars are in the Pantanal but as they prefer the dry season, we didn’t see any. This month is the worst in the year for mosquitoes, fortunately dengy fever isn’t around at the moment. Thank goodness because not one of us had seen swarms of mossies like that before. It wasn’t uncommon for 80 mossies to have bitten one leg. They took a chomp from inside this guy’s mouth. They chomped their way through our pants and knickers and they even tolerated 80% Deet, used as hand and face moisturiser. As the park’s biologist informed us, it was just another flavour for them.
Two activities were included for the full day on the Pantanel. In the morning we took Canadian canoes down the river with the aim of experiencing the Pantanel from another perspective. The Pantanal is famous for birdlife, with over 450 species to be seen. The river is a great place to see many kinds right up close.
After lunch we swapped the paddles for reins and jumped on our horses and went riding through the reeds, tall grasses and farms. It was the first time horse riding for Dave. Thankfully his horse and mine, Little Frog, were perfectly behaved. So much so we broke the rules and took them on a bit of a trot. Horse riding was a lot of fun and an excellent way to see the land. To continue the cowboy theme, after dinner the actual cowboys and cowgirls put on a proper cowboy show. I put my hand up for a dance with one of the three cowboys. Fortunately, my cowboy taught me a few moves before we started the dance in front of our group. It was a lot of fun, so much so I got another cowboy dance in before bed. The morning before we left, the farm’s biologist took us out on the riverboat for some piranha fishing. Those piranhas have some mighty fine canines. I accidentally caught a poisonous catfish that we ended up putting back. It was only the piranhas that we fed to the caimans (a breed of crocodile) and the eagles. There was a lot squeezed into those fews days and I feel we have well and truly experienced the Pantanal from all perspectives.

With our bellies full of free Pantanel cuisine we set off for Bonito, the ecological capital of South America. A five hour drive once seemed like a long drive, now, in comparison, that was a short one.
The award winning snorkelling tour in Bonito wasn’t an included activity but our leader, rightly, said it was a must do optional extra. There aren’t many places left in the world that a mandatory shower is required before snorkelling to ensure all chemicals are removed. That says a lot, even before entering the water. There are a number of reasons why we would say that snorkelling in Bonito was one of the best snorkelling locations we’d ever been to. Firstly it’s so popular, yet so private. Our group was tentatively booked on this tour 6 weeks ago to ensure we got a spot. Only 9 people can be in each section of the river at any one time. Controlling the number of tourists ensures the area is preserved. From a tourist’s perspective, it was also a very tranquil experience. Tourists flock to this destination due to the clarity in the water and unique surroundings. Owing to the enormous quantity of limestone in the ground, the water of the Rio De Plata river passes through natural filters where impurities are deposited at the bottom of the river bed, leaving the rivers some of of the clearest in the world. To ensure the rivers stay this way, the 9 of us in each group had a snorkelling guide with us to ensure we weren’t standing on the river bed, except in designated areas. No kicking of any sort was allowed. This was possible because we just floated down the river in buoyancy wetsuits, kilometre after kilometre moving only with the current. At times the current was extremely fast, almost rapid like. It is a river not the ocean so the spring water was extremely cold in parts. Sometimes spring water made the sand bubble like an underwater volcano. The river was surrounded by forests that offered a completely different feel. Tree branches overhung the water. Floating leaves glistened. Some of the underwater plant life looked like green grass and black dog hair. Plant species and interesting fish life have adapted to the high calcium environment. The fish were huge, weighing up to 12kg. Gold ones, black ones and ones with big lips swam closer than I was ever used to. To know that, while snorkelling, jaguars, crocs, monkeys and anacondas roamed the vicinity was a thought provoking concept. Words and photos cannot do this experience justice but the memory of this unique day will be with us forever.

4:30am and we were already on the road. The 15 hour drive to the Foz de Iguazo campsite was one mammoth drive. Thankfully it wasn’t either of our cook groups responsible for feeding the masses.

We’ve been to Victoria Falls in Zimbabwe /Zambia (World #11 fall) and we’ve been to Niagara Falls in United States / Canada (#15). We can now say we’ve completed another of world’s most inpressive falls. The Iguazu waterfall Brazil / Argentina (#5) system makes up 1.7 miles of the Iguzu River, divided by islands along its edge, and consists of 275 waterfalls. These falls range from 197 to 269 feet high. The average height of most of the falls is 210 feet.
The name Iguazú (also known as Iguaçu or Iguassu) originates from two words that mean ‘water’ and ‘big’. These words don’t quite capture the magnificence of this natural wonder but it is in fact one of the New Seven Wonders of Nature. Iguazu
Falls is taller than, and twice as wide as Niagara Falls. There are approximately 2,000 plant species in the rain forests around Iguazu Falls. I actually think that the gigantic Amazonian like trees squeezed between the hundreds of falls makes these falls so spectacular.
These facts are curtesy of Google and not our leaders. Either way the facts provide further evidence as to why these are our favourite water falls. I was blown away from the Brazilian side but many of the people on our tour felt Victoria Falls are more impressive. That was until the following day, when we spent the day on the Argentinian side where 80% of the falls are located. The first viewing point, Devils Throat, is a viewing platform perched right over the top of the falls, looking down the gauge. Breathtaking. Splashes and mist as high as 20 metres. Two other walking and train tracks took us around the top of the falls and down the bottom for a view upwards. A few of the group expressed interest in taking a jet boat under the falls so I went with them as Dave wasn’t really interested in that activity. I’ve jet boated before but this was so different as the jet boat literally took us underneath the fast flowing falls. The pressure was so powerful that you couldn’t look upwards and no photos could really be taken. It was a freak’n awesome shower!
The truck was at the Iguazu Falls, Foz campsite for 4 nights. Other than the falls we did two other cheapish activities; a day trip to Paraguay and to a bird park. The town of Foz in Brazil is located next to two other country borders, Argentina and Paraguay. The common acknowledgement within our group is the lack of major cultural difference between our home countries and Brazil. Yes, this is disappointing and are hoping the rest of South America isn’t going to be this western. Our first sign of change we had been looking for was about 30 seconds into the country of Paraguay. It’s safer to catch the bus straight over the border than to walk it, although that equates to no stamp in the passport. I’d say the Brazil and Paraguay governments are ridiculously casual about the border crossing due to the high volume of people who pop over to buy cheap electronics. Metres from the border is what looks like: Asia. Power lines look like birds nests, street stalls, hagglers, markets and dodgy shops line the wobbly streets. Brazilians speak Portuguese and the folks in Paraguay speak Spanish. Thankfully we had three Spanish speakers on the tour so their translation skills really came in handy and will continue to for the rest of South America.
We couldn’t resist visiting a Brazilian Bird Park, the largest in Latin America, even though we are both strongly apposed to anything in cages, especially zoos. It was the best opportunity to see the South American birds, some of the most exotic and colourful in the world. We were able to get inside the large enclosures with some of the 1,020 birds, 150 different species. The Bird Park has the largest flock of toucans and aracaris in the world and is dedicated to the care and conservation of these species. 16.5 acres of lush Atlantic Forest is kept to form the best habitat for the wild life. Species included beautiful pink flamingos and endangered parrots. The highlight was surrounding ourselves with toucans. That distinct over proportionate orange beck, blue eye lids and penguin like body colour make this my favourite bird of all time. There are 37 different varieties of toucans but the original orange beaked specimen is the number 1 beauty. We also watched a mummy and a daddy turtle have happy-humpy time, held a macaw and saw an anaconda slowly eat a rabbit. (I’ve attached that video to this blog). That in itself was amazing as it happened quite quickly, but only happens every 10-15 days. I reckon if the snake had arms he would ration his food. The whole arvo at the bird park brought back fond memories of my Grandad and his aviary and his squawky parrot.

On the road again and through the Brazil / Argentina border, again, but this time it was for the last time. When reflecting back on the last three weeks in Brazil, we will remember how bright the green forests and grasses are, how little English is spoken, how friendly the locals are, how modern it is, how the wine taste like grapetise and how weird the cake breakfasts are. It was only in week two we found a local who corrected our Portuguese manners, the masculine and feminine versions of thank you. You would think that would be, at the very least, something our Dragomen leaders would teach us… any-who, to the few the Brazilian Folk we have met along the way ObragadA from me, and ObragadO from Dave.

Ola Argentina! Only one sightseeing activity was left on this leg of the trip and it was to the Jesuit Ruins. Once one of the awesome guys on our trip explained the significance of the former Jesuit religious ruins to South American religion today, it made so much more sense to everyone as to why we were there and what we were looking at. The Jesuits are one of the largest sectors in the Catholic religion. Jesuits from Spain and Portugal, relocated to Argentina, Brazil and Uruguay in the 1600s. Today, these countries have a strong Jesuit /Catholic influence including the current Pope, Pope Francis who is also a Jesuit Catholic from Buenos Aires.
After a long 12 hour drive we arrived into a random little village located on the side of the Uruguay river. It did have a pub of sorts that sold $4 litre bottles of Argentinean wine and $2 litre beers. Two little old codgers rocked the place until the jukebox replaced them with some tunes that kept the travellers dancing until we were kicked out at 11pm. Stuck in a truck for so long really makes the bones want to rock when released from the cage. Following an extremely cold night in tents with a shared sleeping bag (we left one locked in the truck), we hit the road for the last 12 hour journey to the Argentinean capital of Buenos Aires. There has been a fair few long driving days over the last few weeks. At first it was rather tedious and boring but we got used to it. Card games and trivia kept Dave amused while I, finally, learnt to French plait my own hair, another thing off the ‘to do’ list I wrote when I was 10. (I still need to own a husky and eat with the Queen….) The two French girls on this trip said in France it’s called an African or Indian plait. They also said that the French word for French Toast, translates to ‘old toast’. This is because this dish is made when using up old toast.

Over 18 days the 21 of us have travelled **4,375 KM, driven for 75 hours** and visited 5 major sights or towns. Each of our cook groups cooked twice. I can now master a ‘fancy version’ of bangers and mash and a Moroccan tagine! My cook group, Emma, Alex and India were so kind helpful and patient with the ‘cooking novice’. Shopping and cooking for 23 took a bit of getting used to but became easier with time. Like anything, patience, perseverance, and a positive attitude can make all the difference to a smooth day. It’s actually been a smooth 18 days – considering there are 23 of us living together, sleeping together, driving together and eating together. It’s taken me a little longer than I had hoped to find my place but I think if I learn to relax and go with it more, i’ll get more out of the next leg.

After those 75 long hours on the road and a backpack full of Brazillian memories, we finally arrived at the finish point of the first leg, Argentina’s capital, Buenos Aires. Three nights, two days to enjoy the finer things in life: a bed, a private room, no tents down at 4am, a laundry, showers and toilet paper. Buenos Aires is famous for steak and wine so the first stop for the group was to a steak restaurant. Steak up to 900grams was between $7-$14 and a bottle of wine only $8. One thing is for sure, anything cheaper than expensive Brazil, has got to be a town worth exploring. The city, more specifically the Pink House, was where Madonna sung that famous song ‘Don’t Cry For Me Argentina’ written by Andrew Lyod Webber for the musical Evita. I’d heard the son
g before but learnt about the history behind Evita and Eva Peron, was very fascinating. Eva Peron was the president’s wife, an actress, beauty, ambassador for labour and woman’s rights and Argentina’s golden girl. Eva was so well loved that the Argentines, now days, don’t like the movie Evita as they don’t feel Madonna portrays Eva accurately.
After Eva died at the age of 33, her body was moved, hidden and stolen from Argentina, Italy, Spain then back to Argentina – by the government.
This is a coincidence but that famous ‘Don’t Cry For Me Argentina’ song was released in 1976, the year the United States of America was celebrating 200 years of freedom, and Argentina wasn’t. The year the song came out, Argentina was in the throes of an undeclared civil war which would result in thousands of brutal murders, mutilations, rapes and disappearances in a conflict whose seeds had been planted by the aforementioned dead fascist and his cronies. Basically it was the government who was responsible. The day we learnt this information was a public holiday. Buenos Aires was full of protests remembering those that were murdered as well as reminding the government that it can never happen again.

Buenos Aires really can’t be accurately portrayed here in only a few paragraphs or even a few days of exploring. It’s a beautiful but odd city. The Argentine leader from the Free Walking Tour explained it by saying:
“Argentines are Spanish decendants, who think like Italians, believe they are British and feel they live like Parisians”. As always there’s two sides to a city but in Buenos Aires there are far more. Firstly in many parts of the city it feels like Paris (they even call it “The Paris of the South”). The architecture is European alongside modern. Really odd. I’ve never seen anything like it. The other suburb worth visiting was La Boca. A place never to go at night but safe (ish) during the day. Although the police officer, we asked for directions, said not to walk there otherwise “you will be shot” we opted for taking a taxi. Inside La Boca is a semi safe area, the Caminito, for tourists to visit. It was amazing. Atmosphere like you have no idea. Colourful houses, side cafes, market stalls and pedestrian only streets, and where tango artists perform and tango-related memorabilia is sold. Tourists come to Buenos Aires to see tango dancing.There are 200 tango shows available in town. It’s funny though, it’s a “for the tourists” thing. Locals don’t actually tango. In the 70s the president killed thousands of Latin Americans so there isn’t actually a “true, genuine” colourful latino culture as we’d expected.
Argentines may not tango but they sure do party. We went to a live drumming show held in an open air warehouse. It was epic. The $7 entrance fee paid by the thousand-odd people who attended, paid for the 4 hours of live music. Hippies, free sprit dancing mixed in with us, uncoordinated dancers having the time of our lives. Unbelievable. What ‘complemented’ the evening was the $7 LITRE, half and half, red bull vodka drinks!

As mentioned above the Pope is from Buenos Aires. The Argentine guide advised us that the Argentines aren’t as religious as we first thought. Or maybe it would be more accurate saying that one second after the new Argentinian Pope was announced, catholic or Vatican flags were raised in Buenos Aires, Argentines became patriotic, and Mass became very popular in the new Catholic nation. Of course this is just the opinion of one guide. I had never attended a church service or Mass before. I think it’s important to go once in my life to experience something so important to so many. What better place to go than to the Pope’s former church in Buenos Aires. It was a huge cathedral event that went for about 1.5 hours. Dave and I had one of my favourite travelling companions with me. Kris who is teaching me all about religion. I particularly enjoyed talking to him as he is extremely knowledgable about a range of regions, the Darwin theory and science. The service was even held by a cardinal. I think for a first time experience, we were very lucky even if it was in Spanish, and the communion- wafer- head touching – arms crossed thing confused me. It was an interesting experience that I’m glad I attended.

To end, I have one last random fact. Argentines have their own “he who must not be named” , their former corrupt president who is the same guy responsible for covering up the killings of thousands of locals in 1976. If they mention his name, they feel jinxed and the same goes for seeing red heads on the street. To overcome this and remove the omen or bad luck, ladies touch their left boob and males their left nut! No, I’m not kidding.

It’s only been 18 days but by golly we fitted a lot into the last 18 days, from Rio to Buenos Aires. Leg 1 of 4 is complete. With that, we bid the 7 new friends travelling south on another truck a sad farewell and begin our journey north, towards La Paz in Bolivia.


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Days 299-301:A Guide to Rio Carnival BrazilianBums

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Days 299-301:A Guide to Rio Carnival BrazilianBums
Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

Rio de Janeiro, Brazil


I may as well start with a bit of self reflection since the end of this blog finishes that way. After 5 months in western continents we got rather comfortable with how easy it is to travel, eat, speak, and buy things. I am embarrassed to say that when we arrived into Rio, it was kind of like day one on this whole trip. It took a whole day to adjust to being in Rio. How silly, because it really is a developed and rather western city. By day two, we were fine. We were back to using sign language to communicate with the locals who spoke no English what so ever, eating by pointing to random pictures or guessing what the Portuguese words were. Although they are lovely and friendly, we were surprised with the lack of English considering how touristy this city is. 1.5 million visitor come to Rio each year for Carnival. I guess the reason why I am even bringing up this trivial point is the fact that day one, was Carnival. Not a day you want to waste ‘getting your head around things or easing into it’. We arrived into Rio after an 8 hour overnight flight from Miami. Normally we would have been fine but we were so out of it, everything seemed more difficult. The mission for night one was to navigate our way to Carnival on public transport with no map in an event with 100,000 people, in the dark. If Carnival had been on Day 2, we would have enjoyed it a thousand times more. This is what we have learned about Carnival and Rio de Janeiro:

Carnival from what an outsider thinks of is the parade. It’s far more than that, but its a good place to start.

The short version:
Carnival is the celebration of Mardi Gras, 6 weeks before Easter, and is a age old Brazilian tradition – the whole city goes wild for a full 7 days in a whirlwind of music and colour. Each year, The Carnival Parades (yes, there’s more than one) head down the “run way” of the Sambadrome – a road with tiers of 100,000 spectators. Samba schools compete with dance displays and costumes putting on marathon performances.

And, the long version:
Probably the biggest misconception about Carnival is you can get right up close, be in the parade and have a wiggle with the topless ladies wrapped in feathers. This is not at all the case. As it’s a highly organised Samba school contest, crowds are limited to the stands.
We bought the cheapest tickets, but still expensive for the last night. I should mention that there are no ‘schools’ in the sense that people attend classes. They’re more associations or social clubs, representing a particular neighbourhood of Rio. In a way they’re similar to huge footy clubs. They have a flag, a colour-scheme and devoted supporters.

Every school’s parade, lasting about an hour in length, is highly organised and designed and has a different theme. As it is a contest, the hand-picked set of judges decide the winner based on components such as percussion, the theme song, harmony between percussion, song and dance, choreography, costume, storyline, floats and decorations. The champion becomes the pride of both Rio and Brazil. It’s no wonder the city goes into party mode for three days. Good luck finding any business, not tourism related, open. They have a week long holiday for goodness sake!

Anyway, back to the long winded explanation. The school/parade participants line up in a unique way to present their pageant. The school/parade is divided into a number of sections and each section has a number of wings of about 100 people wearing the same costume. Sometimes even 2 wings (approx. 200 people) have the same costume. Each school/parade has about 10 floats with dances on it. The floats are extremely lavish and some of them are technically quite amazing. Floats were as long as 8.5metres and as tall as 9.8metres.To really understand the scale of each parade, just think, there are 3,000 – 5,000 people dressed up in the best costumes you have ever seen, dancing the Samba. Then times that number by 6 parades a night over two nights! And of course, the Samba isn’t just any dance. It is a glitzy, lavish, vegas-style affair with beautiful, topless ladies with bouncy boobs and who made samba look easy in their feathered head-dresses, long flowing capes sparkling with sequins and rhinestone studded G-strings with matching bouncy bums. The parade starts at 9pm and finishes at 5am. We stayed out until about2:30 – a poor but acceptable effort.

Two (minor) complaints, or observations to sound a little more positive:
Number 1: One, only one song (their theme song) would play through the whole parade. On repeat. Slightly painful if you weren’t: drunk, tired or Portuguese. Majority of people understood Portuguese therefore it becomes a party in the stands. The crowd singing, dancing and applauding their favourite schools for a solid hour at a time. This samba is the loudest music you are ever likely to hear in your life. Yes, I sound like an old woman.
Number 2: We should have paid a bit more for more expensive tickets closer to the stage. We really couldn’t see much. Pick pocketing is HUGE during Carnival so we didn’t want to bring our good camera. Hence, the reason for the shocking photos with no zoom. I admit to borrowing the odd photo from Google Images to support this blog. My advise to others going would also be, wing it and buy tickets at the door. A 10th of the price for better seating. As I’m a ‘glass half full type of gal’ the positive was drinks weren’t jacked up. It was about $3 a beer compared to $2.5 on the street. Plus outside drinks could be brought inside. Australia, you could learn a thing or two from these Brazilians.

Yes it’s true, tourists come here to enjoy Carnival but the locals live and breathe it too. Rio isn’t the wealthiest of cities, more on that later. The Bloco (street parties) are a popular free alternative, not to mention Blocos are considered “the heart and soul of Rio Carnival”. It is a great option for all local and tourists to enjoy the Carnival atmosphere without having to attend the expensive Sambadrome parades. Blocos are groups of individuals who plan street parties during the Carnival. Their parties are much more casual than the parades in the Sambadrome. Bloco’s are also not so much of a party in the sense it’s just one big pissup. It’s also a family affair with kids spraying foam and water pistols while enjoying dancing and singing as a family. Each Bloco writes a theme song and has a band to play the Samba music. Over the week, 465 official Bloco parties are held all over the city. All hours of the day and night people are everywhere. Most people are in costume or in the Bloco’s official tee shirt. From guys in speedos with tails, male fairies to dress ups. I’d say it’s not a gay thing either as many had beautiful girls on their arms. The streets and trains look like costume parties. The level of dancing and constumes is nowhere near up to the standard of the official Carnival parade but I was still extremely impressed. The atmosphere is intoxicating. When I mean people are dancing and partying everywhere I mean millions. We went to two smaller Bloco’s. We wish we had of gone to the large Bloco’s, but not the 80,000 people one however. The live music and atmosphere was still unreal.

Fortunatly we were in Rio for four days. Two of those were not Carnival days. After Carnival finished and the city went back to an every day life it was a very different city. It’s alright. Nice beaches, lovely people great scenery but it was just a city – to us anyway. We passed the slums (Favelas as they are known here) on the way back from the airport but apart from that we weren’t exposed to any of the poverty. I honestly thought Rio was all like that but I’d say there are two sides to the city. We have already done slum tours in other countries so didn’t in Rio. The favelas are a huge part of this city. Of the 6.3million people who live in Rio, 1.6million live in Favelas. Most are so dangerous police and the army try not to enter. There is no escaping the fact that a lot of the locals are really living it tough. I have heard stories about the govern
ment only putting money into the community IF it is for tourism. So, if sewage from the favelas was polluting the streets, areas where it leaked into the tourists eye would be fixed. For the tourists not the locals approach. It probably is an opportune time to mention how much the locals do not want the Football World Cup, in July 2014. Protesting is very much expected. An extortionate amount of money is being spent to get Rio’s infrastructure /World Cup facilities up to date. This could have been spent on those millions in need of houses. One thing is for certain, what tourists will notice is the rubbish. You have no idea of the rubbish problem during festivals or events like Carnival. The rubbish / cleaners were on strike during the festival period. Rubbish was knee deep and was just left there. It was so bad, us and other foreigners had locals coming up to us and apologising for the state the city was in. Rotting rubbish, urine; the smell was horrific. Hundreds of locals were so disgusted with the state of their city, they spent days volunteering to clean it up. Or at least put it into bags and piles. No rubbish trucks operating! Apart from the rubbish problem there was no begging and in the touristy areas not as many homeless as I’d expected, but this was probably because of the free favelas. This was a huge surprise. Like many cities, everything from food, drinks, bikinis and hammocks are sold on the beach but unlike many cities, the salespeople weren’t pushy. Brazilians are lovely people, on the inside and obviously the out!

No trip to Brazil would be complete without a visit to the beach… To see the sights. Copacabana is just a huge white sandy beach with a few thousand umbrellas and deck chairs all for hire. We spent the day at Leme Beach which is to the southern end of Copacabana drinking $5 cabrahina toxic cocktails. They aren’t the sights I was referring to however. If there was just one brazilian bikini on the streets and beaches of Australia we would turn our heads. In Brazil, its as common as Brazilians actually having brazilians. The fact is 90% of all Brazilian females, of all ages and sizes, wear a string to join a small triangle over the front and back. Brazilian girls and their voluptuous bottoms pull off wearing dental floss well. Sadly my camera died when we arrived at Copacabana beach. I became an iPad photographer at the beach attempting to get bottom shots without looking too dodgy. Although all sizes wear the dental floss attire, the Brazilians are (fortunately) a beautiful race. Most are tall and slender with an olive complexion. The boys, often with very built bodies wear only skin tight boy shorts as togs. Similar to the females, it leaves nothing to the imagination. Thankfully for them, Brazil is a very warm country!

The metro system in Rio is very good. It goes to all suburbs however a walk of 20-30 minutes was required to actually see anything. Fortunately our hostel shared accommodation (Carnival prices of $120per night) was perfectly located about 10 minutes to the Inpanema beach and the metro. We had a whole list of to dos while in Rio but it’s not as cheap as we had hoped. It’s about $10 per meal. Yes, this is cheap for western countries. No this is not for South America. Alcohol was cheap so beer and Smirnoff’s became a meal replacement followed but a nap because that is free entertainment. Rio is made up of towering rock mountain ranges. Forests line the edges and go all the way to the sea. We did take a cable car over the Sugar Loaf mountain which proved to be a beautiful way to see the city from above. Sadly, we didn’t visit the Christ Redeemer (Jesus statue that over looks the city) up close but we figured he can be seen from a distance, so close enough. $60 saved thank you very much!

On the last night before we joined the tour, we went out for drinks and dinner with two room mates, an English couple, we have been sharing a hostel dorm room with for the last three days. We knew we were going to click with them when they said their favourite country was India. There aren’t many people we have met that, firstly liked India as much as us and have been to the exact same places and can share stories and experiences from random little towns and villages. We were kept amused for hours. The live street jazz we were listening to on the side of the road while drinking street cocktails, also made for a perfect night. Those are the little experiences we are going to miss, sharing stories of adventures and of course being homeless unemployed bums, otherwise known as travellers. Thinking of home is something that has been playing on my mind more and more of late. It’s exciting but in many ways it’s sad it’s so close. We have got so used to this way of life. Living in this bubble could never last forever. On that note, our last independent day of travel ends here. The tour across South America begins. The final tour. The final adventure.


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Days 282 – 298: Cruising On Land and at Sea

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Days 282 – 298: Cruising On Land and at Sea
Miami Beach, FL

Miami Beach, FL


HOME COOKED MEALS AND BUTTERBEER:
That moment we had been waiting for had finally arrived. With our homemade sign held high, Allison and Adriaan, our lifelong friends ran through the arrival gates at Miami International Airport. It was a special moment. I gave Allison the biggest hug. It felt as though it was yesterday we had seen them. We left the airport bound for breakfast in South Beach, Miami in our Mustang convertible, looking pretty cool next to the hundreds of other rented Mustangs.
We had a whole week together in a two bedroom apartment in Orlando where we spent a lot of time just chilling out. We ventured out for swims in the pool, mini golf, the beach, surfing and then retired back home for home cooked meals, cocktails, beer pong, more cocktails and cooking lessons for me (Dave says, “thanks Allison”). Home cook meals are a novelty for us but it was important to mix it up and take Allison and Adriaan to a few fast food chains to give them a true American experience. A Diner, Taco Bell, Denny’s, Pop Eyes and Waffle House were a few we chose. This week was really important, for the four of us to spend long awaited quality time together. Even if ‘just chilling out’ didn’t make for the most exciting blog reading, it was perfect! I could have gone into more detail about the huge beer pong night but that’s probably one to keep to ourselves. I will say, Allison and Adriaan did very well drinking 99% of my beers after 3 days with no sleep. What are friends for!

The four of us went to Disney World on one of the days. Although it was really a ‘for the kids’ theme park, we had an enjoyable day. The queues were extremely long and the sun was hot so we split the day into two. After dinner, we returned to watch the the Nighttime Spectacular shows. An electric light parade followed a light show. Famous Disney songs and the voices of Disney characters matched the light show projected on to the life size Cinderella Castle, followed by a fireworks extravaganza. Disney World is once in a lifetime ‘must see’ attraction. The parades and fireworks made the day.

Allison and Adriaan chose Seaworld for their second theme park and we chose Universal Studios. We all sat through a 2 hour timeshare presentation to get half price theme park tickets. It was well worth it for a large price saving, even though the pushy Italian salesman made my blood boil. The four of us will never be able to hear the words “…the luxury condo is so luxury that it’s luxury.. and luxury it is..” again without thinking of the Italian with bad hair and shiny rings. With that extra money saved, Dave and I went to both parks; Universal Studios and Universal’s Islands of Adventure. We arrived before opening and left after closing. An epic 11 hour day. They have this great single rider option for all the rides. We clicked onto the fact that if we sat behind each other on the rides, rather than next to each other, we would wait 5 minutes for each ride rather than 45-90minutes. How did no one else see this? This time saved meant we got to go on most of the rides, about 20 of them. Universal is a great place for all ages to have maximum enjoyment. Two of the roller coasters were the scariest we’ve ever been on. The Hulk for example, we accelerated from zero to 40 mph in two seconds flat. The force was equal to that of a jet taking off of an aircraft carrier. The world turned upside down as we experienced a weightless “zero g” roll. Not a bad effort for someone who doesn’t enjoy coasters!
The Spider-Man and Transformer rides were a little boy’s dream but also perfect for adults – scaling skyscrapers and plummeting to the pavement below in a simulated 400-foot free fall. There are heaps of moving, motion-based ride vehicles, 3-D and 4D experiences, live action and water rides that left us saturated. During the Simpsons experience, we were cartoons on a 3D roller coaster in Krusty Land before Sideshow Bob destroyed the coaster and sent us flying through Springfield. To complete the experience, outside the 3D ride, Universal actually recreated the town of Springfield, complete with Moe’s beer, Krusty Burger, Kwik-E-Mart and other iconic shops that were actually functioning businesses.
The award winning Harry Potter ride used state-of-the-art technology to create a feeling of weightlessness flying though the world of Hogwarts. The ride was situated inside Hogwarts (a life sized castle). To get to the ride entrance required wandering through the winding corridors and familiar passageways that led to iconic locations such as Dumbledore’s office. Books moved by themselves, it snowed in the corridors and portraits on the walls moved and spoke in eerie tones. Outside the castle were two duelling roller coasters that simultaneously battled until the end. Apart from the rides and the castle experience, there was also a street of crooked houses and shops designed to look and feel like Hogsmeade. This set up is one of the most impressive man made things I’d ever seen. Butter beer, pumpkin fizz and lollies flavoured with magic were just a few of the unique flavours in this magical place.

UNLIMITED FOOD AT SEA:
We were very excited to take Allison and Adriaan on a cruise in the beautiful Caribbean. Only a few months ago we swapped ships to ensure we weren’t on another floating morgue but on a ship that they would remember. The Norwegian Epic, one of the world’s newest and largest, was the perfect pick. Three water slides, three bowling allies, an ice bar, a comedy club, a jazz club, two adult sun decks and tiny pools, a basketball court and soccer field, a circus, a video arcade and a number of climbing walls. Our rooms, next to each other, had balconies to ensure we got the most out of life at sea. Allison and Adriaan got a lot of use out of theirs, sipping wine after dark. We used ours as a Chinese Laundry, as any traveller does.

We fitted a heck of a lot into the four sea days, even if it was a heck of a lot of relaxing and eating. The general theme of sea days consisted of:
-Three course breakfasts followed by light entertainment such as game shows, demonstrations and presentations.
-Three course buffet lunches followed by watersides, sunbathing and frozen daiquiris. Adriaan would often slide in an afternoon burger or a couple of cakes and I would find a way to get my hands on mac and cheese.
-Three course dinners in front of a live band, before the evening’s show. The first night had lobster and prawns which set a high standard for the week. By the end of the week, Adriaan would eat dessert before dinner to ensure he had room for the 10 cakes.
– Just incase we were still hungry, the day always finished with crepes and coffee before bed.

After a month of cruising in the Caribbean, I’d say we have seen our fair share of ship’s entertainment. The quality of the Norwegian Epic is a step above the rest. There certainly was enough entertainment to keep us busy. The Blue Man group was by far the best show we had ever seen on a cruise ship. Fluorescent paint, hundreds of kilometres of white toilet paper, strobe lights and blue – random – men. The cast of the Legends in Concert show was so believable, Katy Perry couldn’t sing but Elvis rocked the house. Dave and I went to a Comedy Hypnosis show. The duelling pianos in the Howl at the Moon bar was better than that in Vegas. So much so, after 2 hours we went to bed while Allison and Adriaan enjoyed the music until the early hours of the morning.

THREE DRUNKEN PORTS:
Although we did shore excursions to try and see some of the countryside, somehow it always came back to Jamaican rum and Mexican tequila
– Jamaica Mon! In the morning, we tubed down a river through a rainforest followed by an afternoon at a private beach club. Live music, unlimited Jamaican rum, beer and food. It was our local guide who topped the days events. She gave us stories on what it’s actually like to live in Jamaica. With a minimum wage of $56 per week in the busy season and petrol prices higher than Australia, life is difficult for most Jamaicans. She gave birth to her child on a
bench in a hospital because there weren’t enough beds. It’s very sad considering shore excursion companies are often owned by overseas investors, charging customers top dollar and paying employees minimum wage. This problem isn’t isolated to Jamaica. The same story was told in all of the 12 Caribbean islands we have now visited. Tipping is essential for their survival.
On a lighter note, once we arrived back to the ship, Dave gave himself a drunken haircut. Rum punch led to this new ‘hairdresser’ having an early night, so it was Allison and Adriaan who took me out for a wiggle at the White Hot Dance Party.
– Hola Amigo! Costa Maya is on mainland Mexico. $1 beers, complementary welcome tequila shots and margaritas, sunbathing, snorkelling, tequilarias, sun and turquoise waters. That’s pretty much the port of Costa Maya!
– As for Cozumel, it has tequila, not fish. What is it about Mexico and free tequila? A complimentary welcome / farewell shot is as common as dollar Coronas in the souvenir shops and $5 extra large frozen margaritas. Needless to say, the Mexican ‘generosity’ meant we made it back to the ship with 20seconds to spare….and maybe got chased onto the boat by the port officials. I should have started the day from the beginning but my throbbing head says the later events were the cause. Just after breakfast, we set out on a powerboat to three reefs for a morning on the Mexican reefs. Sadly the weather was pretty ****** therefore the fish forgot to come out to play. That is why I’ve decided Cozumel is more about the tequila and not the fish.

Two weeks and a day since we met Allison and Adriaan at the airport, we prepare to farewell again. Thankfully, this time it’s only for 3 months not 9. Our first stop on this adventure was to South Beach, Miami. The last stop before we headed to the airport was also to South Beach, this time to spend 12 hours laying on the beach before our flights.
Similar to Bali, travelling with friends always adds to the experience. Once the holiday is over, we can share those memories forever. Thank you Allison and Adriaan for travelling half way around the world to hang out and create memories with us.




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